I FEEL SO BORED AND DEPRESSED!

Truly. Truly. I’ve come to the point where I honestly cannot believe how my life is really like. An absolute piece of shite. There is nothing that is good. There is not even that one thrill of excitement that I can chase. I really need a life. I am so sick of envying and envying [...]

TYPICAL-ASS KIWIS. SO OBVIOUSLY TYPICAL IT HURTS!

BITTER ABOUT XMAS – I CAN’T HELP IT, I’M A MATERIALISTIC BITCH AND YOU KNOW IT

I am sooooooooo fucking annoyed right now.  My fucking school gave me a gay-arse mark for fashion major. And this is what I’m studying, as in, I wanna become a fashion designer and I can’t get a freaking bad mark! B-. B fucking minus, yours truly. I can’t get that! Everything about this school is [...]

I WATCHED THIS SCREWED-UP DOCO (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) ABOUT SIZE 00 CELEBS THE OTHER NIGHT.

I feel so tired and drained from that last entry about my decade of writing that gay-arse story. But I have to accomplish some kinda shit today. I went for a driving lesson today and the Indian instructor could not stop ranting on about how to make tandoori chicken and some masala dish. I couldn’t care [...]

THE GAY-ARSE TV SERIES I’VE BEEN CONJURING UP SINCE I WAS A PRE-PUBESCENT TEEN-EXPOSED!

OMG – who the fuck was Devon Sawa anyway?

This is gonna be the most ridiculous and corny revelation that I am gonna expose right now as of today, December the 17th of 2008. When I was probably 10 or 11 years of age, I decided to make up this TV series plotline in my head, [...]

MY SUMMER BREAK SO FAR- DUNZO THE NUNZO

OMG WHAT A NIGHTMARE, I JUST DELETED MY FIRST PARAGRAPH WHILE I WAS FUCKING CONTEMPLATING WHETHER I SHOULD HIT THE SAVE BUTTON OR NOT.  GRRRRRRRRR………..
Well, I don’t mean to be a pessimistic bitch here, but this so-called ’summer break’ has brought me no adventures whatsoever. What have I done with my retarded self so far [...]

Hey hey hey

It’s a cold summer afternoon and I am starting to write some shit in my newly made blog.

Hey hey hey

It’s a cold summer afternoon and I am starting to write some shit in my newly made blog.