I smell horrendous. Well, at least my armpits do. Why do armpits smell so bad? Imean, sweat which you excrete out of your chest don’t smell as bad. And deodorant just makes it worse! And deodorant leaves that gross yellowish mark on your white shirt which is absolutely dee-sgusting. I also have disgusting armpit hair [...]
Entries from January 2009
January 21, 2009
I AM SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WITH AMAZING FASHION BLOGS
Honestly. People who have the skill, money, beauty and ability to operate a fashion blog are such geniuses. I don’t mean to sound like a pessimistic, dumbing-myself-down bitch here, but I don’t think that I could even begin a fashion blog. I mean, hello, look at me. FUG-LY…… HAHAHA. Not just my personal appearance, but [...]
January 20, 2009
MY HEART BEGS FOR JAPAN
It really does. I seriously need to get back there. Funny, I my whole existence has been in NZ but Japan feels like home to me. I feel like I have been robbed of what could have been life for me if the parentals didn’t decide to move here. How comfortable in my own skin [...]
January 19, 2009
THE CITY HAD NO PHOTO OPPS-I AM DISAPPOINTED!
I really am. I thought the city would provide me with a few decents shots but no, I didn’t even get my camera out cos there were no good subjects! Most people were just plain boring. Like the ones on the beach. I saw this really pretty Asian girl at the Japanese store though. She [...]
January 19, 2009
TAKING PHOTOS OF STRANGERS……
…….IS MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!
What can I say? It is a satisfying way to feel like you’re doing something that includes the society but they don’t know about it. It’s sneaky. It’s difficult. But once you’re sitting in your room photoshopping the pics you took that same afternoon, you feel completely self-content. Okay, maybe not. But [...]
January 15, 2009
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR AN EPISODE OF UGLY BETTY TO DOWNLOAD???
Honestly, I have been waiting well over 2 hours for a 41 minute episode to show itself in full and I am getting nowhere. Why?????? In the meanwhile, I am doing everything to keep myself entertained from listening to angry-angus songs on Limewire to googling Shania Twain to trying to make my bed. The delight [...]
January 15, 2009
GOD DEFINITELY DID SPEND MORE TIME ON THIS HOT BABE
FUCK SHE’S HOT
It’s a Thursday afternoon and I am sitting here in my room in dull suburbia, typing this up and listening to the droning sounds of some random machine buzzing off from some other household in this gay suburbia. You would think that since it’s [...]
January 14, 2009
2009……HUM HUM HUM YOUR BUM……
OK, I know it’s 2009. But where’s all the excitement?????!!!!!! HUH?????? OK, let’s be even more honest here. Everything I aimed and conjured up last year, I still haven’t got. All those gay stories about how I’m gonna get transformed into a skinny beanpole wearing the denim cutoffs and how I’m gonna have a gazillion [...]
January 8, 2009
I WISH I WAS APPLE MARTIN. SHE’S SO LUCKY.
OK, I’m obviously sounding like a psychotic, bipolar, obsessed and crazy-assed bitch here (no offence to anyone who is known to be bipolar!), but I would kill to be Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s little daughter, Apple. OK, so maybe she does get swarmed by the paps outside her school, but I think I would [...]
January 8, 2009
I HAVE A FEAR OF SLEEPING BEFORE 2AM! INSOMNIAC FOR LYFE
I honestly cannot get myself to bed before 2am. Is this a problem??? I think it is. I sit here on the PC, aimlessly looking up shit and waiting till the clock tells me it’s 2am. And then I go scrub up my facials and brush my teeth and get into bed. And then don’t [...]
