I smell horrendous. Well, at least my armpits do. Why do armpits smell so bad? Imean, sweat which you excrete out of your chest don’t smell as bad. And deodorant just makes it worse! And deodorant leaves that gross yellowish mark on your white shirt which is absolutely dee-sgusting. I also have disgusting armpit hair which grows and grows and I can never get a close enough shave. And I’m not gonna wait till it’s long enough for me to wax off. No fucking thanks.
I just had two large chunks of beef lasagne. It tasted fabuloussssss though. Nothing is better than tucking into that undeniably amazing pasta. But calorie overload, I have to mention. I usually only have one slice due to my impending broadness, but today, I just needed to eat two. I’ve been naughty these days. I think I’ve just given up on the fact that my bone structure ain’t gonna change. I had milk today. And yesterday as well as two times before that. And I had two vegemite and cheese sandwiches yesterday. And a ham and cheese melt the day before. I really am a bitch. I had 3 toffee pops, one jaffa biscuit as well as a whole bunch of those gingerbread cookies yesterday. I’m gonna stop that. I’m gonna stop eating sugar. OK????????
O MY GOD. O MY GOD. MELTED CHEESE IS YOUR ASS' WORST ENEMY.
