Right. So…yes…what…..how…why?
OK, so I’m bored. You know, I’ve managed to keep my room moderately tidy. I hate that word. Moderately. Is that even a word? So I spent yesterday watching clips of THE STRANGERS and THE BLACK BALLOON. Yes, Gemma Ward movies. THE BLACK BALLOON was the most heartbreaking and tearful movie ever. Probably just as much as THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT. Screw that film, I hate Ashton Kutcher anyway. Bu this film, it was the most close to reality film I’ve ever seen. Well yeah, Aussie accents are similar to Kiwis’ and the whole typical average suburbia and suburban school thing totally hit home. Not to mention, the type of parents and going to the supermarket and all that. I think the only thing that was really out of place was Gemma Ward and her face and body. You will never see some girl like her in my suburb. Ever. If I did, I would do my best to befriend her immediately. But for all that goes for annoying neighbours who shriek at the top of their voices, oldies with their gardening hoses, supermarket tantrums, bullies and bitch PE teachers, it’s all pretty much relative to what I have seen. And of course, the producer would of really aimed to put the whole average as a piece of Vegemite sandwich essence into it. There are so many of us suffering from that suburbia depressing downfall. Some of us have to face it every single day. I do. It’s all about the go-find-yourself-something-to-do syndrome when really, there isn’t anything to begin with. Fuck it. That’s what you’re thinking every day. Cos I definitely am. That’s why I wake up at 12:20pm every day with no clue in the world what to do.
OMG. That whole PE teacher representation thing was right on the money, I’m telling you. And I feel it even more cos the swimming pool was just one of my many lack of efforts and talents. You would never understand how much I detested PE teachers. Of course, I can’t blame them for my shit presence but female PE teachers freak the shit out of me OK!? The way that they are sooooo uptight, so heinous, so blonde, sooooooo biased about everything. Screw them and their lanyards, their brand ugly clothing, their heinous ponytails and their nasty nasal voices. That is exactly what NZ PE teachers are. And after watching that film, I’m just gonna say that it’s the same for the Aussieland as well. You would not understand my fear for PE. The teacher was this demon. At least her aura projected it. And you know what? I really cared for what she thought of me sometimes. Because the younger, blonder and more narcissistic teachers are, they are bound to make you feel like some failing, embarassment of an arse. OMG, I am just reviewing my tragic days in my mind. They send the biggest chills down my spine. I just wish I never went through that. It was the worst thing ever. It practically caves my head in, just thinking about it. And if there is anybody in my position right now, at this very secoond, then I suggest: RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Run away or else you will face what I faced and it will godright scar you for the rest of your life. Life is hard enough without having to go through those extra pains. PUBERTY IS A BITCH. I can’t express it even more. But of course, there are people who never have had to go through the gawkiness of puberty. Some people just develop beautifully and gracefully and I can’t understand why that is. If only I had known the secret. Well, I still don’t and I never will, so let’s move on from that. I can still see the PE teachers facials in my mind. The look of disappointment. of the cackling, the pity, the god-you’re-such-an-ugly-failing-bitch. I know I can easily dig up pics of these bitches online right now. But I’m not. And if I ever see these people ever again in somewhere typical like Taka Central, then I will toss my head and make sure that my years of humiliation are way over. OK, maybe not exactly. But definitely those puberty years. And I know that they will be the cellulite-ridden, short, sunburnt blondes who should just give up their jobs for something else.
I can’t wait for that day. Really can’t. The day of vengeance.
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